My, my
In Waterdeep, Barra almost got arrested
Chompsky!
He hit the road, some kind of mouse based emergency, I guess.
Who can get us off of this shelf?
It must be this beautiful elf!
Waterdeep
Big Booty Bishops, cute but inept
Waterdeep
Our behaviour round town stacks up to neglect
Waterdeep
We drink lots of wine, love a rendezvous
Waterdeep
Breakfast always takes an hour or two
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterdeep
Getting fucked up in Waterdeep
My, my
Ander, he went to bed, that was quite unhelpful.
And Bren,
He started this whole scrap and came off relatively unscathed.
I shrieked like a ghoul in the street
I’m coming for you Meryl Streep!
Waterdeep
Big Booty Bishops, cute but inept
Waterdeep
Our behaviour round town stacks up to neglect
Waterdeep
We drink lots of wine, love a rendezvous
Waterdeep
Breakfast always takes an hour or two
Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa-Waterdeep
Getting fucked up in Waterdeep
Feywind, Feywind, Feywind, Feywind
You are such an annoyance of a man,
Feywind, Feywind, Feywind, Feywind
Can you cast Fireball? I doubt that you can…
A hirsute man in robes, I guess?
Aaaand - I cannot recall the rest
A tale or two, I’m sure, you’ve clearly spinned.
You’ve been a prick, you’ve made us small
You never do a thing at all,
I literally can’t deal with you Feywind.
We rescued you from Hag-based sleep,
By Torm! your moves are fucking weak,
But I know you’re valued for your skills, Feywind.
I cannot say I understand,
Why you must have your spells ‘at hand,’
I recall mine from memory, Feywind…
Feywind, Feywind, Feywind, Feywind
Is winemaking a good retirement plan?
Feywind, Feywind, Feywind, Feywind
Can you shoot arrows? I doubt that you can…
You truly are a cocky shit,
You could have toned it down a bit,
But Barra’s eyes grew large and then he grinned.
I’d love to say I told you so,
But oops, I didn’t: there you go!
Enjoy that broken nose, humble Feywind!
Feywind, Feywind, Feywind, Feywind
You must have something going for you, man.
Feywind, Feywind, Feywind, Feywind
Can you lift horses? I doubt that you can…
Feywind, Get binned.